Funny Questions...

Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any

Why is sex like a bridge game?
You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.

Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?
To find a tight seal.

What's the speed limit you can go with sex?
68; if you go 1 over this limed you'll turn over

What's the difference between light and hard?
You can sleep with a light on.

What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
Beat it - we're closed.

What do you call a virgin on a water bed?
A cherry float.

What's the difference between sin and shame?
It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box?
She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!"

What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
Their balls are just for decoration.

What three words are most likely to strike panic when you making love?
Honey I'm home.

My Dr. refused to write me a prescription for Viagra.
He said it would be like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building.

What's the difference between a fridge and a fanny?
A fridge doesn't fart when you take the meat out.

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